Two and a Half Men (2003-2015)

Information

Status: Ended

Airdate: 2003-09-20

Runtime: 30 minutes

Genre(s): Comedy

Language(s): English

Description

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

Episode	Title	Rating	Airdate	Skipped	Watched
	Normal Episodes 262

Season 1 24

Season 2 24

Season 3 24

Season 4 24

Season 5 19

Season 6 24

Season 7 22

Season 8 16

Season 9 24

Season 10 23

Season 11 22

Season 12 16

Specials 20

Cast 9

Charlie Sheen - Charlie Harper

Ashton Kutcher - Walden Schmidt

Jon Cryer - Alan Harper

Amber Tamblyn - Jenny

Marin Hinkle - Judith Harper

Holland Taylor - Evelyn Harper

Conchata Ferrell - Berta

Melanie Lynskey - Rose

Angus T. Jones - Jake Harper

Production 5

Jim Patterson - Executive Producer

Tim Kelleher - Consulting Producer

Don Reo - Executive Producer

Joe Bella - Co-Producer

Chuck Lorre - Executive Producer

Network 1

CBS

Name	Tracking Since
Frederik Banke	11/5/2015 9:54:11 PM
Brandeborg	11/5/2015 9:54:09 PM

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S01E01	Pilot	8.4
S01E02	Big Flappy Bastards	8
S01E03	Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell	8
S01E04	If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap	8.2
S01E05	The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump	8.1
S01E06	Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?	7.8
S01E07	If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake	8.4
S01E08	Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful	8.1
S01E09	Phase One, Complete	7.9
S01E10	Merry Thanksgiving	8.3
S01E11	Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor	7.8
S01E12	Camel Filters + Pheromones	8.8
S01E13	Sara Like Puny Alan	7.9
S01E14	I Can't Afford Hyenas	8.1
S01E15	Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick	8.1
S01E16	That Was Saliva, Alan	8.1
S01E17	Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats	8.2
S01E18	An Old Flame With a New Wick	8.6
S01E19	I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You	8.2
S01E20	Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark	7.8
S01E21	No Sniffing, No Wowing	8.2
S01E22	My Doctor has a Cow Puppet	8.1
S01E23	Just Like Buffalo	8.6
S01E24	Can You Feel My Finger?	8.3

S02E01	Back Off Mary Poppins
S02E02	Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
S02E03	A Bag Full of Jawea
S02E04	Go Get Mommy's Bra
S02E05	Bad News from the Clinic
S02E06	The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
S02E07	A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
S02E08	Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
S02E09	Yes, Monsignor
S02E10	The Salmon Under My Sweater
S02E11	Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
S02E12	A Lungful of Alan
S02E13	Get Off My Hair
S02E14	Those Big Pink Things with Coconut
S02E15	Smell the Umbrella Stand
S02E16	Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?
S02E17	Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!
S02E18	It Was Mame, Mom
S02E19	A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise
S02E20	I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
S02E21	A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
S02E22	That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
S02E23	Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
S02E24	Does This Smell Funny to You?

S03E01	Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts	8.1
S03E02	Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover	8.3
S03E03	Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark	8
S03E04	Your Dismissive Attidude Towards Boobs	8
S03E05	We Called It Mr. Pinky	8
S03E06	Hi, Mr. Horned One	8.5
S03E07	Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop	8.2
S03E08	That Voodoo That I Do Do	8.4
S03E09	Madame and Her Special friend	8.2
S03E10	Something Salted and Twisted	7.8
S03E11	Santa's Village of the Damned	8.4
S03E12	That Special Tug	8.3
S03E13	Humiliation is a Visual Medium	7.8
S03E14	Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded	8.3
S03E15	My Tongue is Meat	8
S03E16	Ergo, The Booty Call	8.5
S03E17	The Unfortunate Little Schnauser	7.8
S03E18	The Spit-Covered Cobbler	7.8
S03E19	Golly Moses, She's A Muffin	8
S03E20	Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro	8.4
S03E21	And the Plot Moistens	8
S03E22	Just Once With Aunt Sophie	8.1
S03E23	Arguments for the Quickie	7.9
S03E24	That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite	8.3

S04E01	Working for Caligula	7.8
S04E02	Who's Vod Kanockers?	8
S04E03	The Sea is a Harsh Mistress	7.8
S04E04	A Pot Smoking Monkey	7.7
S04E05	A Live Woman of Proven Fertility	7.9
S04E06	Apologies for the Frivolity	8.4
S04E07	Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head	8
S04E08	Release the Dogs	8.1
S04E09	Corey's Been Dead For an Hour	7.8
S04E10	Kissing Abraham Lincoln	7.9
S04E11	Walnuts and Demerol	8.6
S04E12	Castrating Sheep in Montana	7.8
S04E13	Don't Worry, Speed Racer	7.8
S04E14	That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami	7.9
S04E15	My Damn Stalker	8.1
S04E16	Young People Have Phlegm Too	7.9
S04E17	I Merely Slept With a Commie	7.8
S04E18	It Never Rains in Hooterville	7.8
S04E19	Smooth as a Ken Doll	8.3
S04E20	Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot	8.3
S04E21	Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous	8
S04E22	Mr. McGlue's Feedbag	8
S04E23	Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin	8.3
S04E24	Prostitutes and Gelato	8.4

S05E01	Large Birds, Spiders and Mom	8.1
S05E02	Media Room Slash Dungeon	8
S05E03	Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo	8
S05E04	City of Great Racks	8.1
S05E05	Putting Swim Fins on a Cat	8.1
S05E06	Help Daddy Find His Toenail	8.1
S05E07	The Leather Gear is in the Guest Room	7.9
S05E08	Is There a Mrs. Waffles?	8.6
S05E09	Shoes, Hats, Pickle, Jar Lids.	8.1
S05E10	Kinda Like Necrophilia	8.2
S05E11	Meander to Your Dander	8.2
S05E12	A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh	8.1
S05E13	The Soil is Moist	8.3
S05E14	Winky-Dink Time	8.1
S05E15	Rough Night in Hump Junction (aka His Ugly Bundle)	8
S05E16	Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty	8.1
S05E17	Fish in a Drawer	8.8
S05E18	If My Hole Could Talk	7.9
S05E19	Waiting for the Right Snapper	8.1

S00E01	Original Pilot - Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal	Unknown
S00E02	Jake's A Regular Kid	Unknown
S00E03	Jennifer Taylor on Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer Marriage Problems	Unknown
S00E04	Jon Cryer wins an Emmy for Two and a Half Men at the 2009 Primetime Emmy Awards	Unknown
S00E05	Behind the Scenes	Unknown
S00E06	Finding Angus	Unknown
S00E07	Getting Charlie Sheen	Unknown
S00E08	Jennifer Taylor	Unknown
S00E09	Jon's Advice to Charlie	Unknown
S00E10	Mama's Boys	Unknown
S00E11	Marin Hinkle	Unknown
S00E12	Two and a Half Men and CSI - Behind the Scenes Cross Over	Unknown
S00E13	Two and a Half Men and CSI - Behind the Scenes Cross Over 2	Unknown
S00E14	Bloopers Season 01	Unknown
S00E15	Bloopers Season 02	Unknown
S00E16	Bloopers Season 03	Unknown
S00E17	Bloopers Season 04	Unknown
S00E18	Bloopers Season 05	Unknown
S00E19	Bloopers Season 06	Unknown
S00E20	Bloopers Season 07	Unknown

Two and a Half Men (2003-2015)

Information

S01E01

Pilot

8.4

S01E02

Big Flappy Bastards

8

S01E03

Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

8

S01E04

If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap

8.2

S01E05

The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

8.1

S01E06

Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

7.8

S01E07

If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

8.4

S01E08

Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful

8.1

S01E09

Phase One, Complete

7.9

S01E10

Merry Thanksgiving

8.3

S01E11

Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

7.8

S01E12

Camel Filters + Pheromones

8.8

S01E13

Sara Like Puny Alan

7.9

S01E14

I Can't Afford Hyenas

8.1

S01E15

Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick

8.1

S01E16

That Was Saliva, Alan

8.1

S01E17

Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats

8.2

S01E18

An Old Flame With a New Wick

8.6

S01E19

I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

8.2

S01E20

Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

7.8

S01E21

No Sniffing, No Wowing

8.2

S01E22

My Doctor has a Cow Puppet

8.1

S01E23

Just Like Buffalo

8.6

S01E24

Can You Feel My Finger?

8.3

S02E01

Back Off Mary Poppins

S02E02

Enjoy Those Garlic Balls

S02E03

A Bag Full of Jawea